5 October – Neighbourhood watch

One of the best perks of living in the English countryside
is the more unusual chances for pet care that so often arrive.
Each year, early in October, we chicken-sit next door’s hens,
releasing them, then chasing them back into their pen.
They waddle and squabble like living parodies,
but there’s nothing like warm, fresh-hatched eggs for free.
The house across the road is still up for sale,
I really want our new neighbours to have animals as well.
I saw a girl in jodhpurs looking round positively,
I’m hoping horse-sitting is on the horizon for me!