23 October – Faltering pheasant

Faltering pheasant, this is not the time to dither,
I’ve slammed on the brakes but you must move quicker.
Don’t get confused now, swerving one way then back,
I understand you’re scared but don’t get in a flap.
Head for the hedgerow, wherein lies your salvation,
you’ll get there safely if you stick to one direction.
Faltering pheasant, keep your head together,
don’t be feather-brained, move your actual feathers…
What a surge of relief now you rise above the lane,
but please don’t ever do that to my fragile nerves again.