14 January – Top tup

Isn’t it enough he has the pick of the flock
without also deciding he can sit and lie on top
of the hay trough his harem are trying to eat from?
No, clearly this tup just thinks he is the bomb.
Feminism hasn’t reached the ewes in our dale,
they passively look on and allow their token male
to dominate the field in reward for just being a ram,
assuring he stays King Of The Drove, and Father Of All Lambs!